Ten Teen Commandments
1 thou shall not sneek
out when parents are sleeping. (why wait?)
2 thou shall not do
drugs (drinking is more fun!)
3 thou shall not steal
from k-mart. (walmart has a bigger selection)
4 thou shall not get
arrested for vandalism. (distruction has a bigger effect)
5 thou shall not steal
from thy parents. (every-1 knows grandma has more money)
6 thou shall not get
in fights. (just start them)
7 thou shall not skip
class. (just take the whole day off)
8 thou shall not strip
in class. (hooters pays more)
9 thou shall not think
about having sex. (as nike sayz just do it)
10 thou shall not
help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in the middle)
**
slogans promoting condoms**
1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YR WHACKER
3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YR WILLY
4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YR SPOUT
5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YR BONER
6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YR DONG
7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YR MONKEY
9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
10. IT W!ILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YR PETER
11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YR DICK
12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YR MEAT
13. WHILE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YR PENIS
14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YR TROUSER
MOUSE
15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YR MEMBER
16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YR TOOL
18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YR ERECTION
19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!
